- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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