- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

I was so fat I went on a diet

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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