Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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