- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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