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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Women drivers...

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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