Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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