Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Black...

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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