Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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