What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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