the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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women's rights

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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homosexual rights to marriage

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Black people

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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