What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

I'm Andrew Schmitt

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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