- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Like this joke, bitch.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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