So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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The Game.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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