Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Abortion

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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