- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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