Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Praise Paisley

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ejaculation JLR

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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