I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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david poredos

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penis. nuff said.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Anti Joke

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