- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

YO FACE

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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