- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Moral

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

knock knock who's there? hope

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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