- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

penis. nuff said.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

david poredos

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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