- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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