- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

YO FACE

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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