Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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