What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

White men's rights

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

david poredos

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

penis. nuff said.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Anti Joke

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