- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Adam Chebali has no life

women's rights

Come on children, don't dawdle.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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