what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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penis?

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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