- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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