- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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