- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

British Dentistry

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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