Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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why are balck people black because they are

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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