- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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