your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Anti Joke

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