- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Chuck Norris is dead......

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

the WNBA

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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