- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

I'm HIV positive.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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