- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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