- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What color is red paint? Red

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

THE GAME.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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