How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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