You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Caca.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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My parents died!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Hello.

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