- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Poop!!

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What do you call a black man? Black

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

no

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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