What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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