- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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