- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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