Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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9/11

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2 + 2 = fish

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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