What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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