What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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