- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

White men's rights

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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