Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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David Cameron

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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