What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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