What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Anti Joke

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