- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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