Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

tea with milk?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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