Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

tea with milk?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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