yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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You're a frog

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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everybody loves raymond

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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