Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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sdfrgtyuki

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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snooki

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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