- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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