- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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