- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

knock knock no ones home

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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